Can you feel a silk embrace in the satin air? If we dissolve without a trace, will the real world even care? Downy feathers kiss your face and flutter everywhere. Reality is a lovely place…but I wouldn’t wanna live there. — Owl City - The Real World
Our bathroom candle holder, locked in eternal torment… (Taken with Instagram)
Oh deer. (Taken with Instagram)
Can I be hipster now? (Taken with Instagram)
Am I trendy now? …also I can’t believe I rode that. (Taken with Instagram)
Modern Gardening: The Sport of Golf (according to Adam Young) -
-Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
-Swing hard in case you hit it.
-I tried to play golf but I was so bad, they had to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I spent half the day in the woods.
-The older I get, the better I used to be.
-Golf is a better…
So very, very true.
(Source: leilockheart, via moderngardening)
Ahh, yes. My loyal fan base.
This Dan O'Brien: CNN Made a Video About Cracked -
And I can die happy knowing that my contribution to a video on CNN was this screengrab…
…from this article. Just in case the big, bold “Panties” in the sub-heading wasn’t clear enough, here is a larger, wobbly “PANTIES,” dead center, just reminding you that filthy ole’ Daniel is still…